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Insane Presidential Candidate
If you are voting today, and you are not sure whether to vote for Obama or McCain, then why not vote for the most bat-shit insane candidate of the year: Lee L. Mercer Junior! Here are some un-edited quotes from his website (www.mercerforpresident2008.com).
From "About Lee L. Mercer Jr.":
"On August 22, 1992, The State of Texas installed an intelligence hotwire in me at the United States Army Military Intelligence Academy Camp Bullis San Antonio, Texas."
What?
"The United States Military Police and Federal Police are doing a biography and autobiography of me regulating the United States Government National and International affiliated with and undercover intelligence-Criminal investigation of the United States Government."
Huh?
"The United States Federal Congress has encouraged me to want to become President of the United States so that I can do what the President of the United States of America is supposed to do and complete the federal and military government biography and autobiography."
That sounds fair.
On the war in Iraq:
"There is some concern about the war in Iraq. I know of U.S. government evidence that the war in Iraq is illegal and it can be solved through me representing the United States Government with a peace treaty. I know there are notations in my ROTC Biography of a guarantee from Iraq through me for peace to the war in Iraq and that Mr. Hussein is innocent of his charges."
On religious enforcement:
"There is some concern about the U.S. Government Religions enforcements. I will enforce the U.S. Government Religions enforcement regulating its enforcements itself with its regulations pertaining to itself and according to its enforcements."
Some reasons this nut-job has for running for presidency:
"5. To prove The Klu Klux Klan and the Communist Party are gangsters and organize crime in Business and Commerce through Eye Spy Community-Military Intelligence (All Three) Business and Commerce Intelligence National and International."
"9. To prove that every person in the United States and world is hooked up on an Eye Spy Community-Military Intelligence (All Three) Electronic surveillance hot-wires approved by the United States Congress for the U.S. Government Electronic Surveillance of every citizen in America for government intelligence circumstances will equal to the United States Government痴 Technocracy."
"10. To prove the United States of America has two Governments and they are Government #1 and Government #2 and I own Government # 1 a Private Ownership named Eye Spy Community-Military Intelligence (All Three) a Government of all the Intelligence agencies in The United States of America and in All International Countries in the World a Nationalization in Business and Commerce Intelligence National and International."
"23. To Prove I have solved every crime in the world as it happens from zero to start to finish for every crime done in Business and Commerce Intelligence National and International."
"34. To Prove the government owes me Zillions of Dollars in money and is refraining to pay me and my business Eye Spy Community-Military Intelligence (All Three) Business and Commerce Intelligence National and International."
"49. To Prove the United States Government killed my sex life, my wife sex life, my daughter-in 僕aws sex life both may sons and other of my family members sex life with Espionage Experimentation and Espionage Exploitation sex killing."
"69. To Prove a gangster is a terrorist. President George W. Bush, Jr. and Former President George Herbert Bush, Sr. Told us they are the 911 Terrorist evidence of Electronic Satellite recording. Bush is the 911 Terrorist Evidence my ROTC FBI Electronic Surveillance Satellite Recording I wrote took letter to the FBI Houston I was sent by The United Army Criminal Investigations Fort Belvior after I called them and turned him in FBI Houston did not understand told me not to come back. I have solved every crime in America and the world for the last 15 years dating back to before Christ.
REMEMBER A GANGSTER IS A TERRORIST. THE BUSHS ARE GANGSTERS."
You have to go check out this website for yourself; you値l laugh your ass off!!
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So good, much more, and always better!
If you are voting today, and you are not sure whether to vote for Obama or McCain, then why not vote for the most bat-shit insane candidate of the year: Lee L. Mercer Junior! Here are some un-edited quotes from his website (www.mercerforpresident2008.com).
"On August 22, 1992, The State of Texas installed an intelligence hotwire in me at the United States Army Military Intelligence Academy Camp Bullis San Antonio, Texas."
What?
"The United States Military Police and Federal Police are doing a biography and autobiography of me regulating the United States Government National and International affiliated with and undercover intelligence-Criminal investigation of the United States Government."
Huh?
"The United States Federal Congress has encouraged me to want to become President of the United States so that I can do what the President of the United States of America is supposed to do and complete the federal and military government biography and autobiography."
That sounds fair.
On the war in Iraq:
"There is some concern about the war in Iraq. I know of U.S. government evidence that the war in Iraq is illegal and it can be solved through me representing the United States Government with a peace treaty. I know there are notations in my ROTC Biography of a guarantee from Iraq through me for peace to the war in Iraq and that Mr. Hussein is innocent of his charges."
On religious enforcement:
"There is some concern about the U.S. Government Religions enforcements. I will enforce the U.S. Government Religions enforcement regulating its enforcements itself with its regulations pertaining to itself and according to its enforcements."
Some reasons this nut-job has for running for presidency:
"5. To prove The Klu Klux Klan and the Communist Party are gangsters and organize crime in Business and Commerce through Eye Spy Community-Military Intelligence (All Three) Business and Commerce Intelligence National and International."
"9. To prove that every person in the United States and world is hooked up on an Eye Spy Community-Military Intelligence (All Three) Electronic surveillance hot-wires approved by the United States Congress for the U.S. Government Electronic Surveillance of every citizen in America for government intelligence circumstances will equal to the United States Government痴 Technocracy."
"10. To prove the United States of America has two Governments and they are Government #1 and Government #2 and I own Government # 1 a Private Ownership named Eye Spy Community-Military Intelligence (All Three) a Government of all the Intelligence agencies in The United States of America and in All International Countries in the World a Nationalization in Business and Commerce Intelligence National and International."
"23. To Prove I have solved every crime in the world as it happens from zero to start to finish for every crime done in Business and Commerce Intelligence National and International."
"34. To Prove the government owes me Zillions of Dollars in money and is refraining to pay me and my business Eye Spy Community-Military Intelligence (All Three) Business and Commerce Intelligence National and International."
"49. To Prove the United States Government killed my sex life, my wife sex life, my daughter-in 僕aws sex life both may sons and other of my family members sex life with Espionage Experimentation and Espionage Exploitation sex killing."
REMEMBER A GANGSTER IS A TERRORIST. THE BUSHS ARE GANGSTERS."
You have to go check out this website for yourself; you値l laugh your ass off!!
Comment by: Antonius L. Zubeck
(4 Nov 2008)
(4 Nov 2008)
I really like the last part where he kind of implies that we are currently in the year 15 A.D. or ealier even (.. the last 15 years, dating back to before Christ... hahahaha).
Comment by: Ralph van den Berg
(4 Nov 2008)
(4 Nov 2008)
Someone please explain this "Eye Spy Community-Military Intelligence (All Three)"...
Comment by: Ralph van den Berg
(6 Nov 2008)
(6 Nov 2008)
You know you can find his (or somebody anyway) email address on his website. Anyone have the balls to inquire about his anal-probe and report back here?
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