Lady Bites Monkey Back
Posted by: Ralph van den Berg (18 Feb, 2009)
The headlines on my newsfeeds are getting clogged with the story of a lady being bitten by her friend's monkey. I haven't actually bothered reading the story, but the according to semi-reliable sources, she was actually "groping" the monkey, after he politely asked her not to. After 4 hours of this, the monkey had enough and bit her arm off.
It's a fairly uneven report on these accounts, because nobody's mentioned anything about the lady biting the monkey back.
Stay tuned...
It's a fairly uneven report on these accounts, because nobody's mentioned anything about the lady biting the monkey back.
Stay tuned...
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