The headlines on my newsfeeds are getting clogged with the story of a lady being bitten by her friend's monkey. I haven't actually bothered reading the story, but the according to semi-reliable sources, she was actually "groping" the monkey, after he politely asked her not to. After 4 hours of this, the monkey had enough and bit her arm off.

It's a fairly uneven report on these accounts, because nobody's mentioned anything about the lady biting the monkey back.

Stay tuned...