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Dear one red sock,
Not cool man.
Sincerely, all the white laundry.

Dear Ignorance,
You will never be me.
Sincerely, Bliss.

Dear lady sitting next to me on the train,
Raising your voice will not improve your cell phone reception.
Sincerely, annoyed commuter.

Dear Microwave Popcorn,
Please pop all the kernels in the bag.
Sincerely, if I wanted half a bag, I'd share.

Dear Other Continents,
Please stop using me as an example when referring to starving children. There are hungry kids EVERYWHERE.
Sincerely, Africa.

Dear cockroaches,
Yes, you can survive a nuclear holocaust, but can you survive being hit by a shoe?
Sincerely, a human.

Dear Tooth Fairy,
Thank you for teaching me that it's okay to sell my body for money.
Sincerely, little girls around the world.

Dear McDonalds customers,
Please don't look at me like I'm below you. You're the ones eating this crap.
Sincerely, McDonalds employee.

Dear person snoring in the library,
Enjoy the mustache.
Sincerely, trying to study.

Dear Answering Machine,
I think we all know what to do after the beep.
Sincerely, Everyone.

Dear Boys,
Gotcha!
Sincerely, Push-Up Bras.



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Comment by Ralph van den Berg

Posted on 1 December, 2010
Haha good stuff. Hey body, Follow me! Sincerely, nose.

Comment by Nathalie van den Berg

Posted on 1 December, 2010
=] it made me laugh

Comment by Ralph van den Berg

Posted on 28 March, 2011
Dear peanut butter, it's time. Sincerely, Jelly

Comment by Ralph van den Berg

Posted on 28 March, 2011
Dear Diet Code, I feel like you're over reacting. Sincerely, Mentos.

Comment by Nathalie van den Berg

Posted on 28 March, 2011
HAHA i like them both!!! =]

Comment by Ralph van den Berg

Posted on 6 October, 2011
Dear homework, they may be doing you but all they're thinking about is me. Sincerely, Summer.

Comment by Nathalie van den Berg

Posted on 18 October, 2011
haha you should make your own list! =]

Comment by Ralph van den Berg

Posted on 19 October, 2011
But this is a great place to have that list! Think about the comments being an extension to the actual Rambling!

Comment by Ralph van den Berg

Posted on 19 October, 2011
Dear comments, make your own list! Sincerely, the Rambling

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