Impossible to Please
Posted by: Ralph van den Berg (17 August, 2008)
At the reception there is a very attractive man, who explains to the girls how the system here works. "You can move up each floor until you find what you like, but you're not allowed to move back down until tomorrow."
The girls get curious and start up the first floor where they see a sign that says "The men on this floor are short, and boring." The girls move to the next floor.
On the second floor they find a sign that says: "The men on this floor are short, but good looking." They decide this is still not good enough and keep moving up.
On the third floor they find a sign that says: "The men on this floor are tall, but boring". The girls figure that there are two floors left and it probably only gets better, so they keep moving.
On the fourth floor they find a sign that says: "The men on this floor are tall and good looking." The women get excited, because this is the perfect kind of man, but they remember that there's one more floor left, and they get curious.
When they get up to the fifth floor they find a sign that says: "There are no men on this floor. This floor was built to prove that it's impossible to please a woman."
In Heaven:
The cooks are French,
The policemen are English,
The mechanics are German,
The lovers are Italian,
The bankers are Swiss.
The policemen are English,
The mechanics are German,
The lovers are Italian,
The bankers are Swiss.
In Hell:
The cooks are English,
The policemen are German,
The mechanics are French,
The lovers are Swiss,
The bankers are Italian.
The policemen are German,
The mechanics are French,
The lovers are Swiss,
The bankers are Italian.
In Computer Heaven:
The management is from Intel,
The design and construction is done by Apple,
The marketing is done by Microsoft,
IBM provides the support,
Gateway determines the pricing.
The design and construction is done by Apple,
The marketing is done by Microsoft,
IBM provides the support,
Gateway determines the pricing.
In Computer Hell:
The management is from Apple,
Microsoft does design and construction,
IBM handles the marketing,
The support is from Gateway,
Intel sets the price.
Microsoft does design and construction,
IBM handles the marketing,
The support is from Gateway,
Intel sets the price.
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