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Song Titles that Failed

Underneath your Nose (something about a mustache?)
I am a Sock. I am an Island (just not detached enough)
Piano Ban (no more playing that song!)
Apathy for the Devil (and the lyrics were different, too)
House of the Rising Nun (good morning!)
My, my, this American Guy (not special enough)
A Little Less Conservation (pollute the world while we can!)
What a Wonderful Whirl (I love merry-go-rounds)
Lazy in Love (dislikes being on top)
Stroke on the Water (so far away from a hospital)
Every Gay is Exactly the Same (as far as I’m concerned)
Dog is a DJ (peeing on the dance floor)
You’re the Perspiration (and I’m the towel)
Mullet with Butterfly Wings (It looked good... then...)
I’ve got Goo Under my Skin (ew)
Jailhouse Lock (the very essence of it)
Love will Scare us Apart (a common fear of commitment)
MMMFlop (yep)
Born to be Mild (not so popular with the bikers)
Nights in White, Sitting (and waiting for something)
No Woman, No Spy (she’s hot, so we have to trust her)
Gritty in Pink (stop rubbing it on me!)
Comfortably Dumb (aren’t we always?)
Spiders on the Storm (but Marvel rejected it)
Scarborough Hair (but washing it helps)
Silver, Blue and Old (my classic cars collection)
Spirits in the Bacterial World (they’re everywhere)
Take my Band (I quit)
Beers in Heaven (I hope they do!)
The First Slut is the Deepest (because of no frame of reference)
Tubhumping (in the shower)
Stalk like an Egyption (round and round the pyramids)
Where is the Glove? (I’ve got one already, the other one?)

Just in case you don't recognize any, the original song titles are: Underneath your clothes - I am a Rock, I am an Island - Piano Man - Sympathy for the Devil - House of the Rising Sun - My, my, this American Pie - A little less Conversation - What a Wonderful World - Crazy in Love - Smoke on the Water - Every Day is Exactly the Same - God is a DJ - You're the Inspiration - Bullet with Butterfly Wings - I've got you under my Skin - Jailhouse Rock - Love will Tear us Apart - MMMBop - Born to be Wild - Nights in White Satin - No Woman, No Cry - Pretty in Pink - Comfortably Numb - Riders on the Storm - Scarborough Fair - Silver, Blue and Gold - Spirits in a Material World - Take my Hand - Tears in Heaven - The First Cut is the Deepest - Tubthumping - Walk like an Egyptian - Where is the Love

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