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	<description><![CDATA[Posted by: Ralph van den Berg (18 Feb, 2008) --  
"If you put butter and salt on it, it tastes like salty butter."

"The difference between me and Neil in our attitude to movie projects is that he doesn't believe they're going to happen until he's sitting in his seat eating popcorn, and I don't believe they're going to happen."

"Do you know, humans think the world was made by a sort of big human?" 
"Get away?" 
"It took a week." 
"I expect it had some help, then," said Dorcas.

I USHERED SOULS INTO THE NEXT WORLD. I WAS THE GRAVE OF ALL HOPE. I WAS THE ULTIMATE REALITY. I WAS THE ASSASSIN AGAINST WHOM NO LOCK WOULD HOLD. 
"Yes, point taken, but do you have any particular skills?"

The vermine is a small black and white relative of the lemming, found in the cold Hublandish regions. Its skin is rare and highly valued, especially by the vermine itself; the selfish little bastard will do anything rather than let go of it.

They say the heat and the flies here can drive a man insane. But you don't have to believe that, and nor does that bright mauve elephant that just cycled past.

"Baths is unhygienic," Granny declared. "You know I've never agreed with baths. Sittin' around in your own dirt like that."]]></description>
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