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Message to Asia

I feel it is a great travesty against humanity that the nation with the longest history on earth (china) knows so little of it.

honor, respect, affection, and all other 'social necessities' are meant to be earned. if you have not earned it, I'm not going to give you any. I don't care how much this offends you.

R and L are two different letters. learn the difference. I can appreciate the difficulty, but I can't appreciate the lack of effort. I have learned the sounds in many languages here, but nobody here seems to want to learn the sounds of mine, despite wanting to be able to speak my language. it starts here. two letters. two sounds. seperate them. good ruck, mothelfuckel.

I am not interested in ladyboys. leave me the fuck alone. I am not going to give you anything except maybe the phone number of somebody I hate and a fake name.

I will not marry you to help you with your visa. don't even ask.

I have no problems with you as a person, so long you being the person you are does not give me problems. I will decide for myself what is a problem and what is not.

women do all the dirty jobs. don't disrespect them for it unless you do their jobs better than they do, and even then, it's not a good idea.

"it's our culture" is never a good enough excuse to try to get away with something stupid.

being drunk is not an excuse either.

I see no reason why any family should think they deserve to live comfortably off pain of one member and do no work for themselves. life is not a gravy train. the reason the rich became rich is because they worked, not because they sold their daughters to be prostitutes and told their sons to sell drugs. this is the most selfish despicable act I have ever seen one person commit against another, and I have no pity for it. the parents deserve nothing for turning the children into slaves, and the children nearly always have a choice not to do it (with some exceptions, I'm aware of that). the majority of westerners would kill themselves before selling their children to be slaves in any sense of the word.

mayonnaise should never be put on salad, cake, the majority of bread items before they are cooked, and should above all never be sweetened. mayonnaise on cake is an abomination. a small amount on some sandwiches is okay.

bread is not a sweet. it is not a candy. it is not a light snack. real bread is supposed to be heavy and fill you up. westerners eat bread instead of rice for this reason: it is heavy, it fills you up. why is this so difficult to understand? stop putting sugar on it. there is no such thing as a condensed milk sandwich that is worth eating.

asian food is spicy, but I do not think it is the spiciest food there is. I have yet to find any of it that I cannot eat and enjoy.

stop making western versions of your food just because I'm white. I'm ordering the food you normally make because I want to eat it. I want thai food, not just food made in thailand.



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Comment by Ralph van den Berg

Posted on 27 January, 2008
Good ruck getting the mayong-nate off you sweet blead you foleignuh! You don't like it? I call immiglay-chon on you ass!

Comment by Kendall Meade

Posted on 27 January, 2008
why you no rike me? I no have take this! I FIND YOU IN POCKING ROT! YOU REAVE ME NO CHOICE BUT SAY 'TEN DORRAR' BECAUSE YOU STICKY MOTHELFUCKEL! AND I DO IT ORR FOL YOU, AND SAY MELLY FUCKING CHLISTMAS, REAVE ME THE FUCK ARONE!

Comment by Ralph van den Berg

Posted on 27 January, 2008
OK OK spechiar pliye foh you, niye dorrar onry, velly sheep yet velly sheep!!!

Comment by Ralph van den Berg

Posted on 29 January, 2008
Solly I Rate (I forgot to waking up)

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