The 10 Principles of Life
Posted by: Nathalie van den Berg (27 October, 2010)
1. If you're choking on an ice cube, simply pour a cup of boiling water down your throat. Presto! The blockage will instantly remove itself.
2. Avoid cutting yourself when slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold the vegetables while you chop.
3. Avoid arguments about the toilet seat - use the sink.
4. For high blood pressure sufferers - simply cut yourself and bleed for a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure on your veins. Remember to use a timer.
5. A mouse trap placed on top of your alarm clock will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button.
6. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives. Then you'll be afraid to cough.
7. You only need two tools in life - WD-40 and duct tape. If it doesn't move and should, use the WD-40. If it shouldn't move and does, use the duct tape.
8. Remember, everyone seems normal until you get to know them.
9. If you can't fix it with a hammer, you've got an electrical problem.
10. Some people are like slinkies - not really good for anything, but they bring a smile to your face when pushed down the stairs.
2. Avoid cutting yourself when slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold the vegetables while you chop.
3. Avoid arguments about the toilet seat - use the sink.
4. For high blood pressure sufferers - simply cut yourself and bleed for a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure on your veins. Remember to use a timer.
5. A mouse trap placed on top of your alarm clock will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button.
6. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives. Then you'll be afraid to cough.
7. You only need two tools in life - WD-40 and duct tape. If it doesn't move and should, use the WD-40. If it shouldn't move and does, use the duct tape.
8. Remember, everyone seems normal until you get to know them.
9. If you can't fix it with a hammer, you've got an electrical problem.
10. Some people are like slinkies - not really good for anything, but they bring a smile to your face when pushed down the stairs.
Comment by Ralph van den Berg
Posted on 27 October, 2010All so true! They should teach this in schools!
Comment by Marjo Rouvoet
Posted on 28 October, 2010lol
Comment by Nathalie van den Berg
Posted on 28 October, 2010:) it made me laugh... and thought it would be worth while sharing
Comment by Freepron
Posted on 15 November, 2010some of the things you said seams very true, because everyone that I first knew seamed to be normal but after a while they all had some problems.
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