If at first you don't succeed

Posted by: Ralph van den Berg (27 July, 2008)

If at first you don't succeed...

Don't give up
Try again
Try harder
Try something else
Try something easier

If at first you don't succeed...

Read the manual
Grab a hammer
Resort to violence
Hire somebody to do it for you
Throw a fit

If at first you don't succeed...

Cry about it
Call your mommy
Pray
Get angry
Express your impatience

If at first you don't succeed...

You weren't meant to
Blame yourself
Blame somebody else
Call 911
Hit harder

If at first you don't succeed...

Ask for help
Lie and say you succeeded
Forget about it
Have a beer
Admit that it IS impossible

If at first you don't succeed...

Google it
Ask Jeeves
Check out Yahoo! Answers
Start wining about it in some blog
Hit all the keys on the keyboard at the same time with your fists.

Any more?

Comment by Antonius L. Zubeck

Posted on 2 August, 2008

I still believe in "Shoot first, ask questions later"

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