Welcome, Kingdom of Sexdom
Posted by: Ralph van den Berg (27 Oct, 2008)
- P. J. O'Rourke
"Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand."
- Unknown
"I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty."
- George Burns
"Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as meaningless experiences go, it's pretty damned good."
- Woody Allen
"As the French say, there are three sexes--men, women and clergymen."
- Rev. Sydney Smith
"Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope."
- George Burns
"Sex is like air. It only becomes really important when you aren't getting any."
- Maharashi Fattifatbastard
"If it weren't for pickpockets, I'd have no sex life at all."
- Rodney Dangerfield
"Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation. The other eight are unimportant."
- Henry Miller
"I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy."
- Steve Martin
- Lynn Lavner
"Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night."
- Woody Allen
"My cousin is an agoraphobic homosexual, which makes it kind of hard for him to come out of the closet."
- Bill Kelly
"It isn't premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married."
- Matt Barry
"You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither."
- Drew Carey
"Life is a sexually transmitted disease."
- Unknown
"Remember, if you smoke after sex you're doing it too fast."
- Woody Allen
"What do I know about sex? I'm a married man."
- Tom Clancy
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