...Because nobody would notice it on a bracelet.

There are some things that go beyond facial hair. One of them is that hair that grows on the top of your head. If you wanted to be specific, you would call it skull... al... hair. Yes, Skullal hair.

I just got a drastic haircut. As of now there are no pictures released yet, but I will do so soon. Tomorrow, when I go out in public and meet the people I know; each individual will ask me the question. Then the next day and the following day it will be the same question until I've met- face to face- everybody that I know.

They will ask me, "Wow, Ralph, did you get a haircut?" to which I'm thinking of replying "No, it just looks that way..."

... At least I got paid... and the haircut was also not on my expenses...

You could wear a T-Shirt that says "I'm Perfcet" (I do, now and then), and some people approach me, because in their mind nobody's perfect. Or they just think I'm being posh by making such a statement. Come on, it's not spelled right!

Too bad there's not enough time for me to make a T-Shirt that says "Don't ask me about my haircut."